The Complete Melodious Mo And A Way To Go
If you’re a fan of Mozart – and what lover of classical music isn't? – here’s melodic news and a cheerful way to pay.
A Dutch label called Brilliant Classics has just come out with a bar
Government Monitors Phone Bills Agrees To Pay Half
The National Security Administration, admitting it has monitored the phone bills of millions of Americans, decided to palliate the perturbed populace by agreeing to pay half of every American's phone
Tour De France Without Lance Almost Lost Our Pants
What is a Tour De France without Lance? For all who pedal for glory, it’s a chance to come in ahead of second place and cast honor on their long-denied nations.
But what was it for the U
Chavez Bedevils Pres Rangel To The Rescue
At least, Washington can agree to come together to defend one of its own. The politcos did just that in response to Hugo Chavez calling President Bush “the devil” in a speech at the United Nations.
Infiltrating the Democrats Dos and Don ts
In 1972, President Richard M. Nixon ordered a team of burglars to break into the Democratic National Committee headquarters in Washington, D.C., to steal the Democrats' plans for the upcoming electio
5 Surefire Ways To Get Over Your Ex
After mountains of letters, tons of emails, and numerous phone calls at 2 a.m. that consisted solely of sobs and sniffles, I have decided to address the issues of breaking up with and getting over ex
Old Man Potomac He Just Keeps Rollin Along
Some days when we contemplate the divisive and deluded doings in DC, it helps to look away from the grandiose and revered buildings that have hosted our government since it was moved there from Phila
Sun Will Only Burn For 5 Billion More Years Humans Express Concern
We are often reminded that the sun will only shine in a way that can support life way out here on the earth for only about another five billion years. Sensing the eventuality of the cataclysm, we’re
Movie Stars As Sources Of Wisdom
Why do many people look to movie stars for answers to some of life's most challenging questions?
While we have great respect for the art of acting, as explicated from Stanislavsky to Str
Razor Burned
It should have been a simple task. Just go to the drugstore and buy a razor. Not even one of those highly complex computerized electric razors you need an advanced degree in electrical engineering to
The Good Old Days Are Gone
I yearn for a simpler time. Life in this modern age can be frustrating and scary, what with the global warming and the bad cholesterol and the high-definition reruns of 'The Nanny'. I long for
Human Population Surpasses 6 5 Billion Other Species Protest
The dramatic increase in human population during the past century has resulted in humans encroaching more and more on the habitat of other animals. Until now, the other animals have continued to inha
Urgent Search For New Islamic Sect Called Smiley Muslims
As Shiites and Sunnis continue to knock each other off in Iraq and rant against the West, the search for a new Muslim sect has become urgent.
The revolutionary spin off, to be called Sm
Mike Wallace The Clever Monkey of the Week attempts to increase interest in an interview by calling the madman of Iran impressive
After what we are told was a long pursuit of the unfortunate interview, Mike Wallace was finally summoned to Tehran for a meeting with the resident madman, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Once there, he waited
Grass That s Stronger Than Weeds
If you think you've got a weed problem, you haven't met the genetically engineered grass that was recently found growing in the wild near field tests of the mighty new tendril that were conducted a f
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