Just Say No To Sex Dr Coburn Shows You How
(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the sixth installment; previous ones are presented on this site or below each new installment at NewsLaugh, in case you miss one
Abbas Finds Way To Move Two State Solution Ahead And Let Hamas Off Hardline Hook
Palistinian President Mahmoud Abbas cleverly found a way to get a two-state resolution before the Palestinian people to move his agenda ahead while providing a way for Hamas to get off its hard-line
How to drive traffic to your website using funny videos
After a website is optimized for the search engines, some creative marketing can easily be done to help drive new traffic to your site. Many high traffic entertainment/humor websites use funny videos
The Invention of Water And Air Creatures Part Six The Invention of Everything An Eyewitness Account
Now, the stage was set. We had land, water, the sky, heat and light, and our first invention, a way for whatever creatures we would invent to reproduce and have a great time doing so. Now, we were re
Iran Sees Promise In European Nuke Offer Demands Free Pizza Delivery
European nuke negotiators presented their latest package of incentives to Iran, the renegade uranium enriching supporter of terrorism and irresponsible purveyor of bellicose vituperation, and were me
How To Be A Modern Day Fictional Heroine
It used to be so easy. All you needed was a thick mane of tousled auburn locks, high cheekbones and a determined little chin; add an ounce of determination and an event from your past that haunts you
Demagoguery For Dummies How To Convince People You re A Saint Despite Explosive Evidence To The Contrary
How can a demagogue who boasts of kidnapping and killing and whose woeful misjudgment has reined down death and destruction on his own country be hailed as a saint? Is this demagoguery for dummies or
Government Study Shows Decrease In Buying Power Of Dollar Now Equal To Penny
The U. S. Department of Treasury has done a reevaluation of the currency and determined that the buying-power of the dollar bill is now the exact equivalent of what the buying power of a penny once w
The God Delusion By Richard Dawkins Philosophical Fiddling While Rome Burns
While the world goes its self-destructive way – not entirely because humans differ in their beliefs about the nature of and existence or nonexistence of God – we have yet another book by a contempora
Rumsfeld Appoints Self Retired General Rushes To Own Defense
Donald Rumsfeld, under fire from a platoon of retired generals who have called for his resignation, went on the offensive by appointing himself a retired general.
Accompanied by a curren
Bush Sets Aside Hawaii As Nature Preserve Inhabitants Head For California
One thing you can say about George Bush, when the man decides to do something, his guiding principle does not appear to be moderation, whether it’s an ill-advised constitutional amendment, a question
Field Notes on Country Linguistics
As Suzy stammered, my ears perked up. For distraction I called out, “Hey Kathy, put on another pot of coffee.” Suzy spoke again. The fact is, gouging my own eyes out with a ketchup bottle would not h
U S Ends Oil Dependency Turns B S Into Fuel
While America is experiencing a gasoline shortage, the nation’s dependence on foreign oil is about to end.
A researcher at The Department of Energy, from which breakthrough ideas emanate
Halloween Howler
1. What rock star worked as a gravedigger before starting his musical career?
A. Roy Orbison
B. Billy Joel
C. Mick Jaggar
D. Rod Stewart
1. What famous rock star
Bin Laden Dead Or Alive Since Nobody s Sure We Wrote Both Articles
Bin Laden Dead
Osama Bin Laden is dead.
We know this for certain, because, after five years of knowing only that he had access to a tape recorder, we were bound to know at l
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