Hezbollah And Hamas Regret Self Destructive Behavior Plan To Build Own Wailing Wall
Leading deadly duffers of Hezbollah and Hamas have finally surveyed the damage that their misjudgment has inflicted on their own people, perhaps partly out of fear that these long-suffering victims m
Crime Prevention And Horse Sense
The city of New York has discovered that using horses to help police the city is a boon of such magnitude that it has decided to double the number of equine public servants in its stable.
On the Road Again
My wife and I need to exercise more. Every time we leave the house we notice vultures circling overhead in anticipation and now our washing machine is doing that nasty thing where it shrinks our clot
Top 10 Ways To Fail Your Driving Test
1) Challenge the instructor to a drag race at Deadmans Curve after the test finishes
2) Insist on playing your own mix tape really loudly while driving
3) Rev the engine an
How President Garfield Died Or Being Grateful For Modern Medicine Despite The Cost
Want to be grateful for modern medicine, despite the way it can wreck the health of your wallet? All you have to do is read about President Garfield’s medical care circa 1880 when he was shot by an a
High Gas Prices May Spur Comeback Of Covered Wagon
Who would have thought, since Ford’s horseless carriage rolled off the assembly line, that the covered wagon might make a comeback? But then whoever thought that gas prices would burn through the wor
Rumsfeld No Media Maven Admits Terrorists Better At Manipulating The News
My, my, in what nation does Donald Rumsfelf reside? Here he is, a privileged citizen in the land that created modern mass persuasion, aka advertising, bemoaning that terrorists are more adept at “man
Yanking my date through an Israeli security services lie detector
I was on holiday in Blackpool when I picked up my first advice on finding love. While waiting for my sister to recover after her stomach churning rollercoaster ride, I stuck 20p into a Love-O-Meter o
Which Voice Is Yours
“Your spirit and my voice
in one combined.
The phantom of the opera is there
inside my mind” _The Phantom of the Opera
The Buddhist concept of anatta, or no-self, has e
Senior Ticked For Walking Too Slow Others Try Roller Skates
An 82-year-old woman was recently issued a ticket in California for crossing a street too slowly. A police officer, who arrived on a motorcycle, told her she was obstructing traffic – and issued her
Beer Cola The Drink That Could Change History
I would like to formally register a complaint about two liter bottles. You can’t fill an even number of glasses with them no matter how hard you try. There’s always the one swallow left over. This is
Reading Tabloid Headlines At Supermarket Checkout Counters
Surely, one of the most underestimated trivial sources of amusement in America is the cursory perusal of tabloid headlines while waiting to be checked out at your favorite supermarket.
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Surprise At Trial Of Saddam Hussein Everybody Murdered Still Alive
The trial of Saddam Hussein took a surprising turn, when a witness stated that he had seen and talked with a number of the people the jocund dictator and his unrepentant henchmen are accused of killi
Steven Hawking Asks How Human Race Can Survive NewsLaugh Presents Ten Ideas Called Look Dummy
The brilliant British astrophysicist, Steven Hawking, has invited people to submit suggestions to his Website via Yahoo on how the human race might last another hundred years. Given that the dinosaur
Carbon Dioxide Builds Up In Atmosphere Makes Running Bases Harder
While the buildup of greenhouse gases, particularly carbon dioxide, may be welcome news for plants, which, of course, breathe it in and breathe out oxygen, the benefits are not so apparent to human b
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